Located right on the waterfront of Gunwharf Quays, Ha! Ha! continues to be one of Portsmouth's most sought after venues for al fresco drinking and dining.

We have an extensive patio area with fantastic views of Portsmouth Harbour and the Spinnaker Tower. Comfort is our main priority with large umbrellas for those who prefer the shade and outdoor heaters for cooler nights. Inside there is a large open plan bar which provides table service and lounging areas to suit your mood. We cater for all types of parties large or small so give us a call and speak to Sarah who will be happy to help.

New summer menu available now!
Our new spring/summer menu is now available! Tantalise your taste buds with our mouth-watering new dishes including the mushroom, pea and asparagus risotto or the King prawn and Scottish smoked salmon cocktail – both great with our new fruity, elegantly rounded Gavi di Gavi La Toledana.

Indulge your senses with our fresh, new seasonal dishes such as the lamb cutlets accompanied with our new Faustino V Rioja Reserva or the sumptuous summer pudding – great with a glass of rose wine or champagne!

For more details on all of our new menus, please click on the link above.

Now open as a ha ha bar & grill!
Come and see our fantastic new-look restaurant & bar. Enjoy a selection of British menu items with friends, family or colleagues.

We look forward to welcoming you soon!